Top 10 Cultris II Trolls (ranked in order of edginess)
For several years of lurking in-game and in the forums, I have run across trolls of their very own, identifiable eccentricities. Some of whom are exclusively designed to troll, whereas a minimal percentage might not actually be trolls but are rather in the spectrum to a reasonable extent.
Disclaimer: this post does not, in any assumption, intend to offend or provoke anyone in the list.
Therefore, at number 10, we have:
A nice guy and a good player in a guest account who mostly just lives in the moment and only trolls under adverse circumstances.
Likes to spam “rip” in the lobby after every winning round during 1v1’s. Suffers from retrograde amnesia after lost matches and then resorts to cursing in Mandarin together with his friends.
Previously known as jkwon. Used to dominate the game, took a yearslong break, and then came back to troll and sow claptrap over Cultris platforms.
Loves to compulsively make alternative accounts she uses to bombard the lobby with links to her Facebook profile. Preys on young Cultris players, asks for their social media accounts, and sends them unsolicited photos of her bare naked body expecting for a 10/10 rating.
Also known as BeatInPieces. Fools around the lobby in multiple, recently made accounts and other times as guest. Loves to spam the chat with indecipherable texts and send suspiciously customized URL’s, which would redirect to either harmful or ad-combusted pornsites.
An educated and easygoing guy whose appetite for trolling gets catered for in close confrontation with a fellow troll. Believed to have passed away. R.i.p Flub.
4. Jesus Canton
A common client for 1v1’s wherein he brags about his speed and mono-rotation playstyle but brings in lag excuses, as his trump card, in times of defeat. A foul speaker of sarcasm and inflammatory language who instigates uncalled for exchange of mockeries during the absence of moderators.
A troll who may not seem like one at first glance but is one of the most unwelcoming, as it happens. A very accommodating player but an exceptionally unsound troll on his worst days. Likes to talk other players down in privately hosted rooms. Aspires to be a moderator in hopes to maximize his trolling competencies.
Obviously the second worst. Hides behind a guest account as his safety buckler against ban possibilities. Roams around FFA propagandizing under his deluded political ideologies particularly white supremacy. Enjoys calling players out whom he suspects are black to project his bigoted, hasty-generalized prejudice toward them. Popularly known for coining the term "niggarette".
And at number 1, we have the legendary
The crème de la crème of all trolls. The best epitome of superior trolling whose keyboard was forged in all the circles of Dante's Inferno. Amuses himself by initiating unnecessary flame wars in both the lobby and FFA. Loves to inflame harmless players who are minding their own business with either racial, misogynistic and other discriminatory and edgelordly remarks. Brags around the lobby about his alleged, minimalistic swastika tattoo on his butt crack as it makes him seem cool. A top-notch troll who can be both funny and mannerly at chosen times—types "gg ez" in 1v1's even when it is him who lost. Speculated to have obtained an ESP that tips him off whenever a mod will be around so he can rage quit. His identity remains unknown up to this very day.
P.S. This list is not final. If you think I may have missed out or misplaced someone in the ranking, feel free to feature them in your comments.
I said that rip is only aimed at jesus, there is no factual basis for attacking others on the Community, exactly who is the C2 Trolls?
Pretty weak list if you ask me. It started off good but then it seemed like the last few players were just those whom are your buddies/annoyances rather than hardcore committed trolls. Not all of them have to be negative trolls too either.
Here's my list;
10. Bepis - Not as douchey as you might think at first glance, past all of the offensive rants and insults. But thank god for ignore button, I mean thank Simon. :-) (if only it was permanent) jk, fk u bepis :D
9. Flubbeur - Green, bouncy, but infinitely equipped to ricochet remarks off his sidekick Bepis and others, I think the term is known as "weaponised autism"?
8. Marissa - Lovely lady on the inside, but on the outside she can be quite defiant in her totally incorrect opinions ;) . Loves long walks on the beach and making up when she realises she was wrong, that last part was a lie.
7. Winter - Winter is coming, and so are all the accounts she makes for trolling and ban evading, or because she simply forgot her last account's details. We will never know, maybe that is for the best. Has a wall of pictures of all c2 player's faces above her monitor O_O;
6. SlickaLei - The mastermind of masterminds. 55555 wins in a row whenever he feels like his ego got hurt too bad in FFA. Manages to pull it off 5 times out of 5. The word 'Slick' has 5 letters. 55 year old grandpa. Best rival. Rage quits a lot vs Explo though. ;) Favourite pronouns: "fuck", "shit", "aaaaaaaaaaa".
5. Maserati - Subtle in nature, but his funny remarks always hit as hard as his combos, that is... when he chooses to speak.
4. Simon - Smart, elegant and ready to make you question your own reality.
3. Angsthas3 - PhD in German engineering and mind control mastermind based coaching for c2. Gets results and loves to insult. Did I mention he has a PhD? Busy saving the world for the past couple years, c2 players need a coach again, halp.
2. Dome - Absolute troll born for trolling and discriminating against everyone, even people who befriend him. Not sure if intentional or he really is this way.
1.Sicknote - The only person who manages to fkn piss me off every time in FFA, more than anyone. Consider him a friend, but damn is he self deprecating and the amount of multi-accounts must be more than winter. True commitment to the craft right there. Kudos.
Honorable mentions: Hexagon, jkwon, Martin, Leilickan, coco martinz, iljain, oli, Explo, bigfish, ETC............
Let's keep this going, guys and girls... and apache helicopters.
Yyduj, come back to us. We miss you
AHEM.............i have more bans than rest combined......so c: :) ^_^