Top 10 Cultris II Trolls (ranked in order of edginess)
For several years of lurking in-game and in the forums, I have run across trolls of their very own, identifiable eccentricities. Some of whom are exclusively designed to troll, whereas a minimal percentage might not actually be trolls but are rather in the spectrum to a reasonable extent.
Disclaimer: this post does not, in any assumption, intend to offend or provoke anyone in the list.
Therefore, at number 10, we have:
10. Kiri
A nice guy and a good player in a guest account who mostly just lives in the moment and only trolls under adverse circumstances.
Age: 20-25
Status: active
9. Mot
Likes to spam “rip” in the lobby after every winning round during 1v1’s. Suffers from retrograde amnesia after lost matches and then resorts to cursing in Mandarin together with his friends.
Age: 10-15
Status: active
8. cThundercock
Previously known as jkwon. Used to dominate the game, took a yearslong break, and then came back to troll and sow claptrap over Cultris platforms.
Age: 20-25
Status: inactive
7. Winter
Loves to compulsively make alternative accounts she uses to bombard the lobby with links to her Facebook profile. Preys on young Cultris players, asks for their social media accounts, and sends them unsolicited photos of her bare naked body expecting for a 10/10 rating.
Age: 20-30
Status: active
6. Shizzl
Also known as BeatInPieces. Fools around the lobby in multiple, recently made accounts and other times as guest. Loves to spam the chat with indecipherable texts and send suspiciously customized URL’s, which would redirect to either harmful or ad-combusted pornsites.
Age: 20-25
Status: active
5. Flubbeur
An educated and easygoing guy whose appetite for trolling gets catered for in close confrontation with a fellow troll. Believed to have passed away. R.i.p Flub.
Age: 15-20
Status: deceased
4. Jesus Canton
A common client for 1v1’s wherein he brags about his speed and mono-rotation playstyle but brings in lag excuses, as his trump card, in times of defeat. A foul speaker of sarcasm and inflammatory language who instigates uncalled for exchange of mockeries during the absence of moderators.
Age: 20-25
Status: active
3. Kombuka
A troll who may not seem like one at first glance but is one of the most unwelcoming, as it happens. A very accommodating player but an exceptionally unsound troll on his worst days. Likes to talk other players down in privately hosted rooms. Aspires to be a moderator in hopes to maximize his trolling competencies.
Age: 20-30
Status: active
2. Dome
Obviously the second worst. Hides behind a guest account as his safety buckler against ban possibilities. Roams around FFA propagandizing under his deluded political ideologies particularly white supremacy. Enjoys calling players out whom he suspects are black to project his bigoted, hasty-generalized prejudice toward them. Popularly known for coining the term "niggarette".
Age: 10-15
Status: active
And at number 1, we have the legendary
1. Bepis
The crème de la crème of all trolls. The best epitome of superior trolling whose keyboard was forged in all the circles of Dante's Inferno. Amuses himself by initiating unnecessary flame wars in both the lobby and FFA. Loves to inflame harmless players who are minding their own business with either racial, misogynistic and other discriminatory and edgelordly remarks. Brags around the lobby about his alleged, minimalistic swastika tattoo on his butt crack as it makes him seem cool. A top-notch troll who can be both funny and mannerly at chosen times—types "gg ez" in 1v1's even when it is him who lost. Speculated to have obtained an ESP that tips him off whenever a mod will be around so he can rage quit. His identity remains unknown up to this very day.
Age: 12-15
Status: inactive
P.S. This list is not final. If you think I may have missed out or misplaced someone in the ranking, feel free to feature them in your comments.